I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence
“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
do you ever have a friendship crush on someone where you just really wanna be their friend but you’re afraid to talk to them
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
and then they fight over whose boyfriend is cuter
