supermarimo:

The 8kg baby is made up of:
Pokey sticks, rock melon, strawberries, kiwi fruits, whipped cream, ice-cream (18 flavours), profiteroles, bananas, waffles, mochi balls…etc.
Serves 6-10 (*raises brow*)

supermarimo:

The 8kg baby is made up of:

Pokey sticks, rock melon, strawberries, kiwi fruits, whipped cream, ice-cream (18 flavours), profiteroles, bananas, waffles, mochi balls…etc.

Serves 6-10 (*raises brow*)

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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 


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I’m so stressed about my chemistry exam I’m this close to quitting. Someone just put me out of my misery please.


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chubby-bunnies:

Yay for Chubby Bunny tattoos! Friend of mine is obbessed with bunnies, and sketches them a lot. I saw this one and automatically went “I NEED that on me” and here it is :D!

chubby-bunnies:

Yay for Chubby Bunny tattoos! Friend of mine is obbessed with bunnies, and sketches them a lot. I saw this one and automatically went “I NEED that on me” and here it is :D!

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it


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tightvaginas:

all i want is to drop of out of school and become rich and famous is that too much to ask for


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saypussy-again:

Life advice from Alex Vause.

saypussy-again:

Life advice from Alex Vause.

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tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

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carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong


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