satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.


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foodtrucker:

turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence


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webuiltthiscity:
“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.

the-absolute-best-posts:

webuiltthiscity:

“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.

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charmancler:

i’m not even funny what am i doing on this website

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tibets:

here is a lovely horse that is about to eat a dog

tibets:

here is a lovely horse that is about to eat a dog

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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life


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shavingryansprivates:

do you ever have a friendship crush on someone where you just really wanna be their friend but you’re afraid to talk to them

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brakes:

and then they fight over whose boyfriend is cuter

brakes:

and then they fight over whose boyfriend is cuter

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